Sunday, June 22, 2008

M. Night Shyamalan presents 'The Crappening'

Hello all, I just wanted to add one thing about M. Night's newest movie. First, let me say that over the years I've learned my lesson to not spoil movies for others or to force my opinion of movies onto others.

Don't see 'The Happening'. Don't ever for any reason watch the movie 'The Happening'. If you ever find yourself having the slightest inclination or desire to see the movie, stop yourself before its too late.

If I'm already too late to save you from this film, we heard rumors that you can send your ticket stub to Shyamalan's studio for a full refund. At this point, its my only hope.

And please, please don't misinterpret this post as some sort of "No means Yes" reverse psychology ploy to encourage you to see the movie- its not. Do not see 'The Happening'. Don't ever see it, for any reason- or for any amount of money. Don't see it for free and don't let anyone pay you to watch it.

That's all, I just wanted to say that one thing. Don't do it. Have a great day and good luck avoiding this movie.

1 comments:

frank_reed said...

I thought this movie was so awful that I felt morally obligated to produce a parody. Check out THE CRAPPENING: THE HAPPENING PARODY here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx16epbyj9g